The package in question
I'VE RECLAIMED IT.
I REALLY LIKE IT.
JUST LISTEN TO IT, LISTEN TO IT.
CACKLE, CLIT, CUTE, COME-CLOSED C,
CLOSED INSIDE, INSIDE CA...
THEN CURVY, INVITING SHARKSKIN, U...
OOH, OOH, U...
. THEN N, THEN CUN..
SNUG LETTERS FITTING PERFECTLY TOGETHER.
ALWAYS DEPTH, ALWAYS ROUND IN UPPERCASE,
CUN, CUN... !
A JAGGED WICKE D ELECTRICAL PULSE.
THEN SOFT N, WARM N...
THEN T, THEN T...
THEN SHARP CERTAIN TANGY T...
TELL ME !
TELL ME, CUNT !
SAY IT !
TELL ME, COME ON !
"Is it vulgar?" I hear you asking. On the contrary actually. Personally it's something I've never had (lol) and, based solely on the rest of the Vagina Monologues I've sat through, this is the only object I find they're actually describing, with passion at that. Ms Lola certainly has me intrigued...
Ms Lola's content is sweet, romantic, floral, year-round-ready and lovely *blush*. And if you've ever wondered what I drag around in my clutch, now you know one content, I carry my vag.
Perhaps I should've lead this post with an age restriction? no? oh well.